It's ??:?? O'clock Do you kow where your kids are.

I wanna talk about kids. You know those little cute bundles of puke, shit, slobber...oh, and Joy.

People if you have kids, WATCH THEM. They are getting in trouble. I'm not talking about teens or even preteens, although you should keep an eye on them too (the little fuckers) But I mean the younger ones. Too often these days I see way to many unwatched kids wreaking havoc out there in our streets.

Let me ask you this. Should a 5 year old child be playing in the middle of a road unwatched? NO?! How dare you say, NO. What kind of parent are you? Oohhh, a good one!
That's right, the road is no place for a kid. Fuck, Its not safe for an adult these days. Especially Smokers. OK, Well how about letting your 3 year old be taken to the store that is half a click away, by their 5 year old brother. NO, Are you kidding me? That's wrong you say? Why, that 5 year old will know what to do in case a bad situation happens. He's a responsible little guy. He can almost wipe his own ass. He knows how to use a toaster! Unfortunately, he hasn't mastered the round peg square hole thing yet.

All too often I see this...well actually I see it almost everyday. There are a lot of kids that play on our road, and our road is quite busy. People speed through it constantly. We had to have speed bumps installed because of this. Not that it made a difference. Yet, Parents (Crackhead lady) still lets their children play unsupervised where all these cars are speeding by.

We have a lady (I use this term loosely)....Let's call her, Ummmm...aaahhww... Crackhead lady! She has two young children, both under six. Both are never watched. EVER. I have almost run both of these kids over multiple times. I can honestly say that I don't go flying through our complex. I take my time, as there are so many kids running around. But, even so these kids just run out into the road without looking. All the time. Uh, WTF happened too, "Your to young to cross the road". Come on anyone my age has told the story about trying to run away from home. You know the one. You got to the end of the street and couldn't cross the road, so had to turn back and go back home. Shit like that doesn't happen anymore. Fucking kids end up at the airport.

Yes, I had a neighbours kid end up there it has happened. Yet another fine example of good parenting.

Where are all the good parents? What happened to all of our good children? Is it the music they listen to? No, That's bullshit. Any parent that blames music is using it as a scapegoat. I listened to Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Manson...etc... You don't see me running around killing people. Well not yet anyway.....Joking...or am I?

There is another kid on our street. You just have to look at this kid to know he is bad news. He looks like trouble. Fucking kid thought it would be funny to scream into my car window as I was driving by him. He stood as close as he could so when he screamed I thought I had run over his foot or something. "Holy shit!" Is this kid alright? I hope I didn't hurt him....Fucking kid was so close to dieing when I discovered that he was just being a fucking retard. Give me a fucking heart attack!
"What you think that was funny?" I asked him.
"NO" ....NO?, WTF. At least be fucking honest. What?, It's not funny anymore because I stopped and got out of my car? You can tell I'm about to kill you. Yeah, ...Not that fucking funny was it. "Then why did you do it?"
"I don't know.", saying this with a smile on his face....Can I kill him?....No...I can at least beat him black and blue right?
No?...OK, so what can I do?
I can tell his parents...Yeah....They seem to be doing a great job at raising him to begin with...But, none the less I truck on over to his parents house. I'll let them know what just happened.

"What do you want me to do about it?" they say.

Are you fucking kidding me? You have to be joking right. Yeah, that's a good joke..............You are kidding..........right? The blank stare I get is priceless. This is a woman who has no idea what her kid is up too, let alone cares....insert lots of cursing here.... Fucking retards need to stop breeding.

At this point I would like to say that my version of retard is; A fucking stupid ass motherfucker of a prick who has no fucking idea how to be a normal ass fucking person because he/she is too fucking stupid to fucking understand or comprehend anything. (actual challenged people excluded....insert gray area)

Or something like that...

Either way, I scared the shit out of this kid. I know that he wont be doing anything like that to me or my family again. For the next few weeks anyway.

When it comes down to it, WATCH YOUR FUCKING KIDS....



Testicles, that is all....

Grandma's Rule!

Ever sit back and think about what you want to be like when you get old and wrinkly. Come on, I know you have. Everyone talks about it when they are kids. Pretending to be some old fart saying, "Come here sonny." I don't know about you, but I have never said "sonny", and I no longer thing 30 is old. Darth..., Sorry I meant the wife, and I were talking about this tonight.

I want to be just like the one person in my family That was really really great. My grandmother.

No, I don't want to be some old lady when I get old.

My Grandmother (Nanny to me) was the meanest most crotchety foul mouthed woman you would ever meet. And I loved her to death. I am almost certain that I learnt my first...and second...fuck probably all of my swear words from her. She was blunt and to the point. If you didn't like it, "Fuck you, in full stereo!"

I mean really, my grandmother was the type of little old lady that would make a biker blush. If she had something on her mind, you and everyone around knew it instantly. I remember one time she had taken a friend of mine and myself to a restaurant for lunch. This was a small town place, the town had about 50 people. Yeah that small, about 15 tables in all. Squished all together. We might as well been eating at the same table. So we're sitting there chatting it up, typical teenage stuff, When out of now where grandma blindsides my buddy.

"You know-insert name-, Your fat."

The whole restaurant want silent. It was golden. Don't get me wrong I was embarrassed for my buddy, but DAM only an old person could get away with that. What was he supposed to say? Fuck you. No, he had to sit there, pull his jaw off the floor and pretend nothing happened.

She was like this with everyone. She once told my wife she was spoiling my daughter. Darth...I mean my wife replied, "I'm doing her hair." Classic. At this point I knew that I wanted to be just like her when I grew up.

I want to live by her philosophy. Fuck what anyone thinks. If they don't like it, they can sit and rotate. In full stereo. (her favorite line).

Don't get me wrong, she was also the greatest grandmother anyone could ask for. She would help me out with anything. Was always great for a good conversation and could cook up a storm (what grandmother can't cook).

So as I make my way through life, I always try to remember my foul mouthed Grandmother.
What would grandma say?

Fuck you!

Yeah, that how I want to be when I get old. I wanna sit on my front porch and throw things and young people as they walk by.... .... .... Hell I want to do that now, but I'm not old, therefor could be held accountable for my actions.

Anyone got a lighter?

I am a smoker. Yep, that's me. I'm one of those fucks that pollutes the air you breath... Fuck that shit! Stop whining you stupid D.U.M. fucks. My little tiny smoke is not destroying the environment. It is not killing you. But, because I smoke, I get fucking screwed at every turn.

I started smoking when I was 14 years old. Yeah its young and I DO regret it, but it happened. Trying to impress a girl and all that. When I started, a pack of smokes was $3. Whats the price of them now? $10+ WTF! is that. Lets keep raising the price of cigarettes because we all know that those evil smokers wont quit, this way we can make a ton of money off them...We can call it a "sin tax". Ummm, Extortion much. This is our government. The Mob.

Then they take smoking out of restaurants and bars, Unless you have a separate ventilated area. Cool, OK, you can close us away in a little box. Yep, a little small fucking box. Almost every Bar/Restaurant I went to had the tiny little box completely filled with people, with a lineup to get in. While the non-smoking area was....Ummm, where are all the non-smokers? I thought they wanted us out of there so they could enjoy themselves. NO, you fucking bitch whine and complain to get what you want. You don't even know what the fuck you want.

Then to top that off. They take away our little tiny boxes.Yeah that's right, they took them away, just as we were starting to like them! Why?, You ask. Because the waiter/waitress has got to go in there. OK, fine. Fucking whiny ass bitches.

Ok, so now we all have to step outside the door, go outside to have a smoke....Fine I will freeze my ass off, get wet in the rain, whatever I have to do. Just to be understanding. I will be the bigger man and not complain .I wouldn't want anyone to go out of there way for me at all.

"I'm sorry, what was that? I have to stand 10m away from the door to have my smoke?" OK, WTF, So I can't smoke inside or in a little tiny box or outside....Umm, where the fuck can I go?

Now, smoking is a bad thing. It is. It will cause cancer...or so they tell us.

The exhaust from cars cause cancer as well. Much more quickly I might add. Tell you what, I can sit in my car with the windows up, chain smoke an entire pack of smokes and MAYBE feel a little light headed...Now lets route the exhaust of your car into the cab. I give you about 5 Min's before you are dead. Yep that's right D E A D. My cigarette pumps out carbon dioxide/monoxide just like a car does. Only the car does it 10,000 times faster.

Almost everyone has a car...How many smokers are there?

I don't see people complaining about any cars in front of said restaurant. Oh, that's right the cars are outside....Wait, WTF so am I! Why the fuck am I so fucking evil? I'll put money down on the fact that the same people that complain about all us evil smokers own 2+ vehicles. A giant gas guzzling, exhaust spewing SUV. But, my tiny little smoke is killing everyone.

Ever sat back and wondered if people died of all these cancers say 100 years ago, 200 years ago? Sure they did. Not in the numbers people do today. Back then cancer was an uncommon thing. Today people are dropping like flies. It must be the smokes. Wait a minute though, people have been smoking for more then 200 years. Fuck they been lighting up those pipes for at least 3-4000 years. No it must be these filters they have on cigarettes now. Those evil fucking filters!

Could it be the cars? As more cars are put on the road, cancer rates have risen as well. There are less smokers today then there were 20 years ago, but cancer is still on the rise. Oh yeah, fuck silly me, its all that second hand...oh yeah that's right, the only place I can smoke is under my covers, in bed, at home, at 3am. Any other time I may offend someone.

Oh, what was that? Their talking about banning smoking in apartment buildings. So now we can't smoke in our own homes....

I'm not offended. I don't mind being segregated. Labeled a bad person because I like to enjoy my life to the fullest.

"Smoking shortens your life!" So do car accidents, falling bricks, the hamster flu, lightning, choking, drowning and calling your wife fat. Just to name a few.

These same people that complain, I'll bet drink. Well drinking lead to liver disease, drunk driving, waking up next to ugly people, premature aging and social disparity. I say we rally together and kick these bastards out of our bars. They are killing people with their drunk driving, namely us smokers, as we are the one out on the sidewalks and the roads. Targets to be run over!

Run hide!

The day's of our lives

Oh, those fun days of high school. He said, she said.....And all that bullshit. We've all been there. We've all started it or been at the end of it. Or just had to deal with it. I'm gonna start some now.

DRAMA

Oooo, that nasty word that everyone says that they hate. Bull fucking shit, I say. Everyone loves Drama. You and you .....even you, admit it.....fuck you, you do like it!

Everyone has it in their lives. It could be family, friends, work or just some D.U.M. fuck across the street that is always starting shit. Either way, we are all involved. Everyone of us. We are.

Don't believe me?

How many times have you come home to complain about someone at work? How many times have you complained about a Friend that is being retarded? Watched some type of drama movie/T.V. show. Raise your hands......See all of you. You all like Drama. There's no way around it. You are reading this.... and this would be my drama.

I deal with this.....Disease, every day. I have 3 girls in my house, I am the only boy/MAN. That's right feel my pain. My wife has always got something to complain about. She starts going on...and on...and on....about something I care nothing about (mostly work), My eyes glaze over and I go to my spacial place. My work day, 5-10 min conversation. Her work day 1 1/2 hours...only because I put a stop to it at that point.

But then you get that one person that just loves drama. I know a few of them. They are either always the end of it, OR the cause of it. In my opinion (and my opinion is always right), these people are the cause of their own misery. Most times these people just...Don't get it. They say or do things that are just....Wrong. They just don't understand. We all know people like this. No matter what you say to them, how you explain something, they...JUST....DON'T....GET IT.

Ever heard a rumor about yourself? And said,"WTF!?, That's so not true! Who the fuck started that?". You know that "Highschool" shit that none of us like.

I've had this happen to me...many times in fact. Truth to tell I don't really care though. I remember one time in highschool I was accused of getting a girl pregnant.....I was living in a different Province at the time...., but you know, it could happen....not to brag, but hey, I could be a porn star!

OK, I'm gonna put this out there as this is the reason why I am writing this post.

There is some Drama going on between 2 people I know. Its really funny. It's all over, "What time you wake up",...Umm, That's Drama? You ask. Yes, in this case it is, as it has ended a life long friendship. Pathetic you say! Nooooooo, how can that be pathetic? Because someone didn't want to talk on the phone at that given moment? Said person wanted to sleep until 10am. Ugg, So fucking wrong of her. That fucking Bitch. Oh, wait..... She has no kids, She works nights, She was up until 2am+, So wait a minute. 2am till 10am....that would be 8 hours of sleep. Far shy of sleeping in. I would say sleeping in would be 10+ hours of sleep.

Alright though, I will admit that calling at say...9am is an appropriate time to call someone. BUT, if that person does not answer the phone, leave a MSG, Especially if you know that person works nights. If that said person wants to talk to you, they'll call back. Don't leave a MSG on say...uummm....Facebook....I will be the first to say, I leave my browser open on Facebook all the time....all night....all day.....NOT a good Msg'ing service. But some people don't think about these things, so we have to be forgiving. So when the phone is finally answered with,"You just woke me up, I haven't had a Smoke or a Coffee, Fuck off." you need to be forgiving.

1. Never ask a Smoker to be happy first thing in the morning.
2. Never ask a Coffee drinker to be functional first thing in the morning.
3 Don't expect anyone to be in a good mood when you just woke them up early on their day off.

These are my 3 life rules to live by. Follow them....Live by them....They are the Rules!

To ruin a friendship over something as trivial as this...well..I got to say is kinda pathetic. 15+ years of friendship all gone because someone is grumpy first thing in the morning after being woken up on their day off....

Come on, did it really ruin your day that badly to have someone be grumpy to you?

I have been just a bystander through all this. I have been working on this post for a few days so as not to seem...Bias. Just chuckling away at the absurdity of it all.

Until this.

This pissed me off. I got to say, I got really angry at this. It was totally unfair and a shot below the belt.

Person A, has no children. Its a life choice. Her and her husband, enjoy the life they have and don't want to "rock the boat" so to say. They don't want to invest the time or responsibility in having kids. Not to say that they would not be great parents. They are both great with my oldest daughter. They are Auntie and uncle to her. But, they have chosen that kids in their chosen lifestyle is not a good idea. I agree with them. If you are not prepared to have to change how you do EVERYTHING, Kids are not a good idea. Being able to do what you want, when you want, the rewards are great!

Person B, Has 2 kids. I have not met them myself, but i hear they're good kids. This is also a life choice. You have decided to commit your life to these children. This is how it is. Your life is no longer your life....It is theirs.....IT SUCKS!, But hey, the rewards are great!

But to attack someone on the way they have chosen to live their lives is WRONG. It's a dirty move. So disrespectful, I don't even have curse words to fully.....express....my rage at this. And to write about this where the other one can't read it....Well hey, half of drama is talking about people behind their backs isn't it?

I have kids. I love them both dearly. But it is a lot of work. Any parent can attest to this. If you are not willing to "give all you got" to your kids, DON'T HAVE THEM. And if you decide not to have kids, that's great. No one likes to see a child that is not properly taken care of. Whether you can properly take care of them or you can't or wont.

When it come down to it, it is sad to see a friendship go down the tubes over something so trivial....

It's a Girl! (part 2)

So to continue my little tirade, the first part can be found here, I was pulled into the O.R. at 1:08pm. Remembering the last time I did all this (this is our second C-Section), I did NOT look were they told me NOT to look. Last time I got to see just how skin deep beauty goes. I was given a Stool, a not all that comfortable one at that, by my wife's head. I told her she was doing great...not sure she understood at that point though as she was pretty drugged up. I got to say, whatever they gave her gave her a really good, "I am soooo stoned", face. 4 Min's later my daughter was born.

OK, before I go on this next rant about all the "retardedness"( yes I know that's not a word) I would like to say that our surgeon was fantastic. As well as the rest of the staff that participated. Everyone was friendly and in good spirits. Most times these people do this so much that it loses its novelty and it just becomes another day. My Wife and I both thought it was a boy so much so, that we hadn't come up with any girl names. Everyone in the O.R. started throwing out name to us. It was a lot of fun and they made it a very memorable time for us.

Alrighty, now that that is out of the way, on to the retard bashing!

We were then moved to post-op for a stay of 2 hours and made all of our phone calls. I called my 5 year old daughter first to tell her that she is now a big sister. inset; mushy mushy, gush gush.

After about 2 1/2 hours we were moved in to our semi-privet room...My Wife didn't want to spend the extra money on a privet room....much to our dismay. The people that shared our room started off to be very nice. That changed.

They had also had a C-Section. They were right before us. The husband/boyfriend was nice guy....to us anyway. All he did was yell at his Wife the whole time. She was told on her 3rd day there, just before they were able to leave, that she could have a shower. I have gone through 2 of these C-Sections, the one thing these girls want is a shower. 5 Min's after she got in there this asshat is banging on the door telling her to "Get the fuck out here and do something", Yeah, wrong time and place fucknut. My wife and I don't want to listen to you. Shut the Fuck up! On top of that they felt it was a great time to blast their rap music...We all know how I feel about loud music in unnecessary places (here). As well as having 12 people in their little space at 11pm. Holy fuck! Visiting hours end at 9pm. Get the fuck out of here!!!! Bitches!

They were told they could leave at 9am on the 29th. Before you can leave though, your nurse has to check you baby car seat. Make sure the little guy/girl is in there properly. It took this Fucknut 3 time to get it right, all the while being a complete asshole to the nurse. Like it was her fault that he's an idiot.

So finally they were off....After this it was nice and quiet...Well as quiet as it can be with a new born baby.

I know, I know, the second part of this isn't as exciting as the first part. But after having the baby you don't really see anything but the baby...

BTW, Our little girl now has a name, Hunter.....Fuck you it's a girls name too!

It's a Girl!

Hello, I'm Dr. Juice. I'm here to take your temperature.

Yes, that is me in my *scrubs*. I think I make a good looking Doctor. Dr. Juice....has a nice ring to it.

Anyway my daughter was born yesterday....She was supposed to be a He, but hey what can I do? To tell the truth, I did tell them to stick her back in to bake a little longer, as the penis wasn't done yet. But here She is. My little bundle of joy.....shit, piss and lets not forget about the drool. She looks just like me! Dark skin, dark hair....Blue eyes though, I know, I know, that could change. I hope not though, they would really make her standout. Not that I want that mind you...I do have a shotgun and DO know how to use it.....Remember that.....Good life note...

She was born at 1:12pm 6'2".

That's her less then 2 Min's after being pulled out. My wife had a C-Section for our first child, due to complications, so they recommend one for your second. So they pulled her out and cried "It's a girl!" Then went to work on removing the umbilical cord (you can see it in the picture) weighed her measured and so on. She cried for about 2 Min's, then they wrapped her up, handed her to me, and She cuddled into my arms and fell asleep. What a Great kid!

HA! I bet you though it was going to be some sappy ass, "Ohh my new daughter is so cute!", kinda shit.

Fuck That! I got some shit to say. And to tell you the truth, I may not be able to cover it all in this one post. Yeah that's right, I got some shit to rant about.

First off, We had to be there for 10am. OK, No problem. We were there ready to go at 9:45am. Waited in a line up of all of 2 people....Fuck they must have been really busy, as we waited for 20 Min's. So finally we get to the admitting station, they take all my wife information, then ask if we would like to pay for the phone now. If we don't pay now it will be billed to us. $2.50 a day + 3 day stay=$7.75. Sure, we'll pay now. Less to worry about later. So I hand her $8.00. "We don't have change.", She says. WTF do you mean, you don't have change? WTF. You want me to pay for something, but you can't make change? WTF is that? Fuck it! Bill me.

So we get sent through the security doors, to talk to the next nurse that will bring us to our pre-op room. It's 10.15 at this point. "Your rooms not ready yet.", the nurse tells us. Are you fucking kidding me? You tell us to "make sure" we are her by 10am and you don't even have a room ready? OK, stay calm.....She tell us to wait in the waiting room at the end of the hall. So we walk down the hall to the end...WTF there are 3 waiting rooms. Well....what room do we wait in? Fuck it ones as good as another.

10:30 rolls around, and we finally get brought to our room, after being told we were in the wrong room...MAYBE you should have told us what fucking room to wait in, you stupid fucking *^%^$$ %^*(*^&% $%^&$ %*& *&&*

OK, I didn't sleep much the night before all this, I may be a little on edge, just a little....BUT, I kept my cool....Sorta

At this point I have to mention all the notices practically on every wall in the hospital about the H1N1 Swine/Pig/Goat/Hamster Flu.

"Cough into your Sleeve or Armpit, Wash your hands, Stop the spread!"

Do people do this?.....NO....People are fucking gross....I would tell you some of the things I saw, but Even I don't want to hear about it.

Anyhow, our pre-op nurse was great, very nice woman....aside from coughing into her HANDS every 2 Min's....Ummm, yeah have you not seen the signs all over the place? Oh, look there's one on that wall there...to your left....Fuck, I don't want my wife back here in 2-3 weeks with that Hamster flu shit.

Our (my wife's) C-Section is scheduled for 12:00 noon. The nurse tell us that things are slow so we should probably get in early, more like 11:30. Hey, that's fantastic! The excitement is killing us! 12:15 they finally come to get us.
"OK, baby time!", we are told. Right on, lets get this show on the road!

They take us down to the O.R. room
"Humm, wheres the O.R. Nurse?", The woman says, and leaves us in the hall waiting.....again.
She returns shortly after with another Nurse, She laughs while telling us, that she forgot that there was another C-Section (there was a couple before us, had a girl too, cute kid.) So the O.R. wasn't prepared at all....

OK, stay calm....Don't lose your cool....Be funny fun loving guy....

They take my wife in so she can talk to them while they are getting the room ready and I am told to wait outside. So I waited....and waited....for a what seemed like for fucking ever! They Finally came to get me almost an hour later...Things started at 12:15, the baby was birthed at 1:12....

About fucking time.

I do have more to say, Trust me. But its now 12:30am and I have to be back at the hospital for 6am to help my wife....if I'm not she'll kill me. So this will be a,

"To Be Cont."

Turn down your fucking music

OK, let's see. I've talked about D.U.M. people (always a favorite subject of mine), Stupid people (yes, there is a difference), my new cat....What else.....Hummmm.....I got it!


Respect

There are way too many fuckers out there that just have no respect at all. I'm talking about the real fucking asshats. Take for instance my neighbors. I live in a townhouse condo. Each house is a big square and each home is a corner of said square. So I share a wall with two of my neighbors. My one neighbor is fantastic. She is a single black mother with 2 kids. Fantastic woman. Very rarely do we hear any sound from them. Never bothersome. Now the fucker that lives behind me is an asshat from hell. Real fucking fucktard. We share our living room wall as well as our master bedroom wall. Now this fucker seems to think that his living room is a Reggie concert hall. It wouldn't be a problem if it was once in a while. Once or twice a month....once or twice a week.....Noooo, This fucker has to play it almost everyday/night! Now anyone who knows Reggie knows that it is full of bass. Lot and lots of bass, and this guy has a good system. Hey, you got a good system crank it, by all means, But for fuck sakes not every day! Not a 6am, WHAT THE FUCK! (yeah, I had to spell out that one!) Come on, what you have no fucking T.V., No fucking head phones. This guys music is so fucking loud, When I'm wearing MY headphones listing to MY music (and I have it at ear bleeding levels) I can hear this Fucknuts music.

Go over say something to this disrespectful idiot, you say? Been there done that. We've called the Cops....Gets turned down 3-6 hours later when the cops finally get there. Not blaming the police at all. I know they have better things to do, *cough*donuts*cough*. They tell me that I have let my condo corp know. So I E-mailed my condo rep. He told me they would send a letter telling him to keep it down.

He did keep it down for about a month, then it slowly started to get louder and louder. What did he think, that we wouldn't notice? Is this guy fucking retarded?

Ever hear of the boiled frog experiment? If you put a frog in boiling water it tries to get out, I sure it dies though! Yeah I know its mean. BUT, if you put the frog in cold water and slowly boil it the frog never moves. It slowly boils to death.

Frog legs anyone?

I am not a frog.

Off goes the 4th, yes 4th letter to our condo people. What do they tell us this time. They will send a letter, BUT, we should get in contact with the police...WTF, last I checked, "NO, loud music, sounds etc.," were in our condo rules. So let me get this straight. I pay almost $200 a month for you to tell me to call the cops.

I don't think there are expletives for me to vent my anger with at this moment


OK, Your telling me that you can't do anything? Fuck that, Fuck you and Fuck this shit. I know you can do something. At the very start of summer my wife and I were doing some much needed spring cleaning. After finding what looked like a failed science experiment in the back of our fridge, we put that particular garbage bag outside our front door. We have a big community garbage bin a few houses down from us. When we were ready to take out all the garbage, it had started to pour. So we decided to wait until the next day to take the 3-4 bags we had. So when I got up the next morning at 6am for work I decided I would be nice to my wife and take it all out myself before I left for work, yeah yeah, I know, I'm a good husband. When taking it out I see we have a letter stuck to our door. It's from our condo corp. It read, "This is your first garbage infraction, your next infraction you will be fined $75." OK, Don't get mad....I am in control of the situation....Count to ten.....alright I understand we all want to keep our community looking good. It was a mistake, but I.....under....stand.... So, you can fine me $75 for a garbage bag left outside my front door for less the 8 hours, but you can't do anything to the guy who breaks the rules on a daily basis....Fucked? I think so. At this point I would like to point out that our neighbors. who live directly across from us, there front door faces our front door and is about 12' away, always have a ton of shit in front in front of their house. Garbage bags, cardboard boxes, candy wrappers, newspapers...etc. We have sent in complaints to our condo corp about this, and what has been done about it I ask? Jack Fucking Squat! That's what. So I can get fined but they can't, Ummm, Why the fuck is that? Did I miss a memo or something.

"If you care about how the outside of you home looks, and have respect for the fact that your neighbors don't want to be listing to your music, you have to follow our rules. BUT, If you don't give a shit about how your home and your neighbors home looks and couldn't give a flying fuck that you share a wall with someone who has small children. You can blast your music and throw your garbage around with no consequence."

This is the impression I get. Wouldn't you?

To make things even better, this fucknut asked me this summer if he could borrow my weed eater.....Ummmm, Fuck you..... Tell you what, I'll give him my weed eater.....Maybe not in the way he thinks though.