Our New Kitten

Well I've been reading through the posts I have made so far, Laughing at my own wittiness. Yes, I have an ego, I am a man after all. And I got to say I give off the impression that I am a compleatly negitive dick that can't see the good that there is in this world.

There are some good things out there , in the words of my favorite Radio host; Kittens,Baby's, Nipples and BEER.

I have a new kitten. I called him Lucky. I named him that as he is lucky to be alive. He was a yard cat. He was born in the yard of the shop that I work at that is full of dangerous equipment, Poisons and other misc. things that could quite possably kill as small animal. Getting to work at 6:30am to have a coffee and a smoke with the guys before we start work, I was just chillin, chatting it up when out of the blue, this little fur ball comes hurling out of the darkness from under a table. Attaching itself to my leg, my first instict is OMG WTF is this, GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF! Almost punting him clear across our yard I see what it is. I reach down and pluck him off my leg (first mistake). He's so tiny, Cute and cuddley. Ok I have 2 cats, a dog, a 50g saltwater fishtank and a 125g cichlid tank....I don't need anouther animal....FUCK.....God dame it why did he have to be so fucking cute. Now He's lucky I took him home.

OK I'll call the wife see what she say's.........OK bad idea she'll say no, But....if i just.....bring....him...home....

So I walk in the door with this little guy. The wife looks at me. WTF is that. NO, NO, NO, NO....all while petting him.....Did I mention how cute he is. Then my daughter saw him. HA, I win he stays. Can't take the little guy away from her now can I.

Wait a min... I don't like cats....My wife likes cats, I like dogs. Where's my dog, "Come Ben, Where are you buddy?" Fucking dog is with the cat. For fuck sakes the dog even likes the cat. What have I done.

I have to hold the cat for a while....Little guy likes to be held.....OOooooo he's purring........Wait WTF am I doing. This little thing is gonna distory my couch.....well, I do have a baby on the way he'll distory it too....OMG WTF am I saying why the hell am I defending this little cat? It's a cat. All they do is eat, shit.....Awww look he's attacking a sock...........

I hate Cats