A New Day....Of Stupidity

Well as stated it's a new day. And with every new day the is some sort of new fucked up story that can be related to it. So I figure I will take up your time to talk about all the things in our world that really piss me off.

STUPIDITY

I don't mean stupid moments we all have in our days. We all have brain farts here and there. ie; "My birthday is on the 12th this year!" Fuck (slaps forehead) Yes...Yes I did say that. I ment to say Sat. but in the mists of a brain fart....
I mean the really REALLY Stupid ass people out there. We have all had some contact with theses people. RetardMan at the beer store was a prime example. There are some truly D.U.M. ass people out there (yes that is how I spell dumb, if you can't figure out why, you can join my D.U.M. list). My favorite Form of Stupidity are people that know they are stupid but try to cover it up. You know the ones I mean. They are agreeable people. I once told this guy at work that a friend of mine, whom I said was loaded, Was importing 50 pygmy Elephants.....Yes that's right I said Pygmy Elephants. For $15,000 you could have your very own "little Dumbo". Not only did he believe it, but he backed me up, Not knowing that everyone else on my crew was in on the joke. Started going on about watching this show on how they are making these pygmy elephants for sale to the general public...*cough*BULLSHIT*cough*. Are you fucking kidding me! Are there people that are really this D.U.M. in the world.

Just to be clear, there are pygmy elephants in the world. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pygmy_elephant. Not many of them but they are there. Less then 1000. No way they will be selling them to people to have as pets.

My point is is that he never saw a show about this. But he had to try and look smart and carry on with it. This is only one example of stupid people. I have sooo many I don't even know where to start with a new one.

There are 4 types of people in our little world.
Type 1. Academically intelligent
These are the people that could recite the whole periodic table of elements. Well OK maybe that's a little much but you know what I mean, Book smart people. We all know someone like this. The only problem with these people is that they have no common sense. Ask them to change a tire, fix a door handle....Program a VCR (sorry ladies I had to add that for comedic effect)

Type 2. Street smart
These people can get by on common sense. Change a tire, figure out a how to deal with and everyday life problem...They couldn't tell you the capital of Turkey (Ankara, yeah I looked it up) But for everyday situations these people are on the ball.

Type 3. Both of the above
See 1. and 2.

Type 4. Complete D.U.M.ass
These are the people that need to be shot. See you think I'm joking, I'm not. These are the people that breed like rabbits, creating more and more stupid people (watch the movie Idiocracy, the first 5 Min's explains it all) I think we should have to go through a test at the age of... lets say...21... This would be a general competency test. You don't have to be supper smart or anything just to be able to make it through life without someone holding you hand. (Excluding Truly Challenged people of course, They have been dealt a shitty ass hand through no fault of their own). I know this sounds a little harsh, but that's my view.

Think about it. How many times have you come home and said, " So there was this complete fucking retard..." Now how many time have you said, "There was this super smart guy..." HA I'll bet you the former is WAYYYYY bigger then the latter. See were surrounded by Stupidity.

All you can really do at this point is shake your head.....