My First Blog

Yeah after seeing as how everyone else in the world has started a blog in the hopes that someone in the world want to read about their lives. I have decided to join the band wagon.

First Let me tell you that I have no room in my life for stupid people. Unfortunatly, it seems the world is full of them. I will add to this as I come across these people throughout my day. Couse well... We all like to go on and on about "That retard driver"(yes is said retard, learn to cope) or "The compleat asshat at the store" We all deal with these people at some point in our week, unless of course you are a hemit. In that case the only stupid person you would have to deal with is yourself.

I did have a total retard(that evil word again) in front of me at the beer store this afternoon. This guy had to be in his late 30s, and it was like the fucknut had never bought beer before. When I walked in, he was the only customer in the store. But, I could tell he had been there a while as the guy behind the counter was already annoyed. From the point I jumped in (evesdroped, yeah I'm a dick like that) He wanted to know what the cheapest beer with a silver lable was. So....Umm lets call the guy at the till "Beerman" (my hero) tells him that is most likly Laker. "What sizes do they come in?"
What sizes do they come in? Where the fuck did this guy come from. Ummm 6, 12, 24. Yes some beers have an 18 and with some promos a 15 pack is available. I coulds have understood asking if there was an 18 but come on, not knowing what any of the sizes are. Fucking retard.
Then the guy asks what it tastes like....WTF!!! Taste the fucking shit. What the fuck is wrong with this guy.
"Is it the same price as bud?" Ok so this guy has at least had beer before. So Beerman explains how there are cheap beers and premeium beers.
"Do you have a sample pack?" Retardman asks......Ok I'm starting to lose my cool....
"No", says Beerman. You can tell at this point that beerman is really starting to lose his cool.
"Is the alchol the same as old millwake?" Holy shit! WTF is wrong with this guy. What does he think this place is. I could understand if this was the LCBO, asking questions about wine and such, but this is fucking beer.
At this point there is about 6-7 more people behind me. So beerman nicely asks him to go look at the beer wall and decide what he would like so he can serve the other customers. Retardman says "No"....No ....No...fuck you, fucking fucknut of a fuck....Pick a fucking beer and drink the fucking stuff. Buy a 6, you like it buy more, you don't buy something diffrent. You know Bud and Old Mill get that shit. HOLY FUCK!!!!!
So at this point the manager come out and pulls retardman off to the side to help him out. Myself and the 2 guys behind me start clapping. It was fucking great. I got my beer, a 12 of Carling, Yeah my wife makes me be cheap.
As I was leaving the store Retardman was asking if he could get a Two-Four with 1 of each beer....Fucking Retard....

Oh yeah my spelling sucks ass.....you don't like it don't read it.....