2 Hours later

Yeah it been 2 hours and I have to admit....I kinda like this bloging shit. Rant, Rave....Who wouldent like that?

First I should explain the whole JuiceWorld thing. My initials are O.J. Yeah I'v heard all the OJ jokes so calm down. Only one person in pressed me by asking if I went well with vodka. No Wheres the other glove, type shit. (But if you think you have one I havent heard, Please send it to me and I'll let you know if its a new one to me.) I love that guy....I can't remember his name though....Yeah I suck....So anyway after the movie "Jury Duty" everyone started calling me juice. "It's the Juice, run OJ run!" So thats how I got the name Juice. Juice world came from the fact that I was pretty fucked up in high school, (more on that later) So the big joke was that I was living in JuiceWorld. Little devils running around with pitchforks named BoB. I love BoB. I have a Tee shirt with him on it. My wife got PINK pain on it (FUCK) but I'll let her live ( I go by the three strike rule).

Second, I guess I should tell you about myself I am a married man with a child, soon to be children. 3 weeks to go and I will be a daddy again. It had better be a boy. We tried to check the sex but He/She is shy. Fucking kid wont do what He/She is told already. My wife is huge but I got to say, say she has never been sexier. Watching/Feeling the baby move around has got to be the coolest thing ever. She thinks thats she is a giant blob, but really she just has a huge gut. I like to think she has a keg not a 6 pack. Come on who wouldent take a keg over a 6 pack?

I'm a muscle builder That is dumb as fuck and I love sports......OK I wouldent mind being those things, but alas I'm a skinny fuck that loves Video games and Porn. Yeah thats right I admit to liking Porn, Who doesen't? If you don't, you lie. Everyone wants to watch someone get their fuck on with someone else. It's an animal thing. FUCK YOU you lie! Ok call me a pervert, whatever....

I also Love to play Guitar, I like to think I'm as good as Joe Satriani, but I probly suck ass. I can play a few things but when it comes down to it....I NEED to play more.

Movies and Video Games are my real Love. I think I have seen just about every movie ever made. I hate T.V. (save a few shows) I will have a to 10,20,50 movies/games up here eventually but that takes time. we'll see what happens. I have also played tones of Games you name it I have played it. As long as it has been on Computer, Fuck these consoles. Why the fuck would I spend an ass load of money on a console just to spend an ass load of money on games (half of witch(lol yeah i cant spell) Suck ass) when I can have a computer and get them for free. One word Torrents, Learn this word. It is the holy grail of computers.

Thats right I am a Pirate. No, I don't have an eyepatch, that would be cool thought but I like my eyes. I'm kinda attached to them. same for the peg leg. I also hate birds. I can thank my best friend for that one. He remembers that little yellow fucking lovebird my dad owned....OMFG I hated that Fucking thing!!!! Fucking little fuck of a fucking thing tried to make a nest in my fucking desk!

Wow so much to write. I could go on and on, but I'm sure you don't want to hear all about my fucked you childhhood. You want more retard story's. Lol, who doesen't like a good "this fucking retard" story? I'll have more no worries.... The world is FULL of retards.....FULL