Well I have to admit, I'm coming to a loss of what to write about. That's right I don't really have to much to say. Well that's kinda a lie. I could tell you about the jackass that wouldn't let me over into his lane even though my lane was ending. Big Truck + Little Car = You lose. But, I covered that already. Yes there are a ton of stupid ass drivers out there, to point a finger at all the idiots is just silly. Silly I say.
But wait...Is that an Idea forming in the back of my skull... .... .... no it's just a headache .... No, no it is an IDEA!
DOG SHIT
Clean that shit up! WTF is wrong with people. Not a single person out there like to step in a big 'ol pile of dog shit. And everyone has. Scraping that crap off your shoe is something no one wants to do. WTF!
OK, OK, you don't have to clean the shit in your own backyard on a regular basis. That I understand. I have a big dog...OK, well he'd not that big, he's just really furry. D.U.M. as fuck too, but he's family. so I'll keep him. I'll admit I don't clean up his shit all the time. I do really good during the summer months, as we spend time in our backyard. I don't wanna be back there smelling shit. And the flies it attracts, WOW, it's like a smartie to a fat kid....well fuck any kid for that matter.
No, I mean the shit you dog takes in a public place. ie; a park, someone Else's lawn, a dog run, anywhere that you don't OWN!
At this point I'm sure you have guessed that I steeped in a big 'ol pile of shit.
Ha! Your Wrong! Take that!
No, I was able to avoid it just in time. Mind you it wasn't all that hard when you come across an area that has about a dozen "poops" in it. I'm not talking about A dozen small little shit either. Not even big. These were left by Bigfuckingfoot! Holy shit! Do dog's come in that size? These thing were fucking huge! WTF is this guy feeding this dog? How the fuck big is this dog? I'm sorry, But Holy shit that shit is huge! The piles were so big, that me and the guys (and girl) that work with me stood there making comments about them.
Obviously this guy is taking his dog to work. Hey, that's cool. I would love to take my dog to work. So he knows that his dog is gonna have to do his "dooty". Hey, once again, your dogs got to go, your dogs got to go. But PICK THAT SHIT UP! Don't leave it there. WTF is wrong with you? You think it's just going to go away? How hard is it to bring a plastic bag to pick it up...Maybe a shovel in this guys case, but still. It's not that hard. So it's warm. So what, it's a little squishy. When a little kid falls on it at the park it will still probably be warm and squishy AND all over his/her hands.
Alright, here's another point. I your dog shits on my lawn, there's not a whole lot I can do about it, Other then yell at you and call you an asshole. Then I have to clean it up. BUT, if I shit on your lawn I could possibly go to jail and I would have to clean it up...Huummmm sounds a little shitty to me. So its OK to let a dog do it, but not a person. Why? Cause you would see my ass? Cause you would see the weird look on my face as I squeeze out that little turd? I don't know if you, the person reading this, has ever watched a dog take a crap, but they get a look of shear joy on their faces as well.
When it comes down to it, Clean up your dogs shit. No one wants to step in it...see it....have it lit on fire on their front porch...
No animals were harmed in the writing of this blog.
